Eikel, lul, klootzak, and klojo are more or less the same, meaning asshole or dickhead, really a rather unpleasant man. In Amsterdam these terms are used freely and easily, especially in traffic. Kankerlijer (sufferer of cancer) is also popular and comes from the popular use in Dutch of diseases in swear words. In this. 28 May I just thought I was being an asshole all the time. I was somewhat surprised to find that when I met my Oma for the first time, her first words to me were, “Your eyes are too close together.” It had been something I had thought of myself for years, and had asked others, but I was never given that answer before. The Dutch (Nederlands) translation and a list of definitions for the English expression "asshole.".